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10 things I have realised while trying to find food at 3 AM.

1. No matter how many times you check the fridge, the number of items in it doesn’t increase.
2. The probability of having a creamy chocolate cake in the fridge is 0.82%.
3. The brown round things in the little box at the bottom of the fridge is not the delicious local eggs, they are potatoes.
4. Using too much eating colour (Kaakula), would ruin the hot milo you made with hard work.
5. There is no point of checking empty jars to see whether there’s anything inside.
6. There is no point of checking the oven, it’s always empty.
7. It is not possible to make Milo without spilling some of the ingredients on the table.
8. You should check whether there is any Roshi before making a delicious Rihaakuru with onions.
9. Always remember to close the lid of all the jars. If not, mum would be very angry in the morning.
10. No matter how bad the food you made is, it’s always delicious because it’s self made.